Shut Up Wesley Nail Polish
SHUT UP, WESLEY may look like a gormless doofus, but really it’s smart as hell. A charcoal base is horrifyingly embellished with an ersatz rainbow of navy, red, chartreuse, and silver glitters, plus some gunmetal and AG microsparkles. A fashion disaster, but characteristically accurate. It won’t get you into Starfleet Academy, but it’ll eventually earn you the [grudging, frequently annoyed] respect of your shipmates. They’ll still tell you to shut up, though.